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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Sat Jun 13, 2009 6:27 pm

Nyahahaha!

Ngaun Lang Ako Nakapag OL

Dami Na Pala Joke Ni Jerome
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Sat Jun 13, 2009 6:52 pm



--can you pronounced good english??

--read the following ALOUD

--I repeat "ALOUD"

--wolf

--warp

--roof

--raft

--work

--wart

--worth

--wharf




--this is the result:

--your a good dog stop barking..

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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Sat Jun 13, 2009 7:55 pm



Teacher: Ang Ganda Naman Ng Unggoy Na Ginuhit Mo..

Student:Talaga Sir?

Teacher:Oo San Mo Ba Yan Kinopya..

Student:E Kayo Po Yan E!
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Sat Jun 13, 2009 8:11 pm

oi sigurado kayong pwdeng green jkes d2..

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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Sat Jun 13, 2009 8:12 pm

^

Bahala Ka

Hahahah

NAkalagay Basta Di Nagagalet Admin
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Sat Jun 13, 2009 8:29 pm

may sense of humor naman dito ee...

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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Sat Jun 13, 2009 10:03 pm

Man1:Lolo Ko Writer.. Sa Loob Ng 1 buwan Nakapagsulat Ng Libro 50 pages

Man2:Lolo Ko ! 1 Day! 100 Pages

Man1:O? Panu Nangyari UN?

Man2:E Pang Grade 1 Lang Ung Libre E Isang Salita Kada Page
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Sat Jun 13, 2009 10:06 pm

ngek....
hha
lols

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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Sat Jun 13, 2009 10:09 pm

WALA BA NAKAKA2WA JOKE JAN? KORNY SAKEN E
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Sat Jun 13, 2009 10:45 pm



--paanu tau mkakabuo kung hindi ca papatong xken??
--LEGO

--basang basa na acu, bkit muh pa acu keilangan ibitin sa gitna ng kainitan..
--sinampay

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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Sat Jun 13, 2009 10:47 pm

panakip butas mo lang pala ako......
-panty...



haha
peace abriwan...

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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Sat Jun 13, 2009 11:02 pm



--ahem..

--peace toh aa..

--anu ang pag kakaiba ng bra at napkin??

--wootZz..

--an napkin, parang uala peo MERON

--an bra, parang meron khit UALA nmn...

--huahaha..

--peace


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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Sat Jun 13, 2009 11:03 pm

ahha...Smile

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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Sun Jun 14, 2009 12:27 am




--sawang sawa na acu lage na lang acung pinagpapaxa pxahan.. AYOKO na..
--bola

--pinaiikot mo lang acu.. nagsasawa na acu... mabuti pa patayin muh na lang acu..
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:33 pm

1:pre ang bango mo aa...
2:ano kaamoy ko???
1:tinapay pre....
2:anong tinapay??
1:putok!!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:37 pm



--a girl was inlove w/ an ugly boy,

--her friend asked her

--"why him??"

--then the girl replied immediately

--"haler?! di ba kau nanuod ng BEAUTY and the BEAST?"

--"pu-pogi din xa"


--narineg ng bf neah un cnve neah...


--the boy said:

--"napanuod muh na ba un SHREK? papanget ca rin"


--haha oo nga nmn



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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:40 pm

hehe....


boy1:hoy tara na alis na tau dito....dalian mo....
boy2:oh bakit ka nagmamadali???
boy1:basahin mo kaya yung nasa pader...
REMAINS WILL BE CREMATED...

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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Sun Jun 14, 2009 4:56 pm



--e2..


--auko sa dinosaur na toh..

--sa totoo lahn..



---when BARNEY turns EMO

--he'll be singing:



--iLovEyou, you hate me..
you're inlove but not with me,
now my heart is scattered all because of you
when will I be happy too??

--YUCK..!!

--EMOterong dinosaur


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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Sun Jun 14, 2009 6:08 pm

haha...
adeekkk...

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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Sun Jun 14, 2009 8:24 pm



--uaLa na acung maicp xket aman..

--think think think..

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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Mon Jun 15, 2009 1:01 am

HINDI LAHAT NG MAASIM MAY VITAMIN C

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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Mon Jun 15, 2009 12:51 pm

NDE NALOCK UNG TOPIC KO..

OYE OYE
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Mon Jun 15, 2009 12:53 pm

APLIKANTE RAW?

Manager: uhm miss ano ho ang maipaglilingkod ko?

Aplikante: Sir may bakante po ba? mag aapply sana ako ng trabaho sa inyo.

Manager: naku miss nakakapagod ang trabaho dito teka ano bang posisyon ang hinahanap mo?

Aplikante: kahit ano po ang posisyon ang gusto niyo basta’t makapasok lang.
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Mon Jun 15, 2009 12:58 pm

NAKAKASALAT

Sakristan: Father, may libangan din ba ang mga Pari?
Pari: Oo, naman, pag dating ng hapon, kaming mga pari dito sa bayan ay naglalaro ng Mahjong.
Sakristan: Bakit po naman Mahjong pa ang napili niyong laro?
Pari: Kasi, dito lang kami nakakasalat ng flower, Iho!
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Mon Jun 15, 2009 1:00 pm

PRAYING 4 TEN PESOS

Sa loob ng simbahan ng Quiapo, isang batang pulubi ang mataimtim na nanalangin sa Diyos.

Pulubi: "Panginoon kung maaari po sana ay bigyan ninyo ako ng sampung piso dahil gutom na gutom na lang po ako."

Narinig sya ng isang pulis na kasalukuyan ding nagsisimba at bumilib sya sa katatagan ng bata sa pananampalataya sa Diyos. Sa kanyang habag ay dumukot sya ng limang piso at iniabot sa bata na ang sabi: "Amang, narinig ng Diyos ang panalangin mo at heto tanggapin mo ang perang ito at ibili mo ng pagkain".

Tumingala ang bata sa pulis, kinuha nya ang limang pisong iniabot at muling yumuko para manalangin: "Panginoon, salamat po sa pagdinig ninyo sa aking panalangin, pero sana naman po sa uli-uli wag na ninyong pararaanin pa sa pulis, kasi malaki na ang bawas".
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